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Neighbour : First edition published 2002. ISBN: 0 - 473 - 09286 - 7 Greyscale cover. 16 pages blackand white. Book size A4...   Recommended retail NZ $ 6.75 ( Price includes g.s.t ) Print run limited to 625 books.. Summation : Sometimes you have a special friend.... A friend that never knows when it's time to go home... A friend that believes in "Android invasion conspiracies" and mind beams... A friend whom has decided that you are their bestest buddy neighbour...

CEE BEE NOGA's - Android invasion conspiracy advice.
	Things I know, that you should be aware of. Androids are invading earth and eating people Tiny Pillow Whispers turn you into an android Pillow Whispers can't breathe coffee Common household tinfoil will deflect mind beams Knowledge is power ... Protect yourself with these facts.
	Take steps to protect yourself - Helpful survival hints... Drink lots and lots of coffee - This will protect you from their Pillow whispers. Use tinfoil to deflect their Mind Beams - Make a foil hat for protection. Place coffee around the house. Pillow Whispers can't breathe coffee. Inform your bestest buddy neighbours about the Android Menace. Knowledge is power ... Protect yourself with these survival tips.

The mister M, guide to life affirming success ( When at the Movieplex cinemas ).
1. If a movie is popular, always comment on how much you found it mediochre populist trash. 2. Tell everyone how you fell asleep from boredom in the latest popular action movies 3. Successful film directors must be derided for not knowing how to direct films as well as you could. 4. Never ever under any circumstances admit that you've never even tried to make a film.
Foiled at the last moment.	They will soon see...	Confronting people you don't want to meet.	It must be Populist trash.